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"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? His wheelchair"
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"A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia I learned this joke from my chem teacher: What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common? Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I thought about starting a support group for pessimists... ...but why bother, it's not like it'd make any difference anyway..."
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""
"One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go. As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter"
"I wanted to get a Papa John's slice this weekend, but my girlfriend wouldn't want to go there So I referred to it at PJ's and she was all about it until we arrived. Got my slice though."
"Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind. Little Jimmy's dad walks into his son's room and says, ""Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind."" Little Jimmy: ""Dad I'm over here, in the living room..."""
"A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was. A student raised his hand and said ""g"" Why is that Angus??"