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Joke of the Day

"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"

"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"

"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."

"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."

"[texting gf] February 13th ""I think we should spend some time apart"" February 15th ""Ok that was enough time"""

"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"

"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"

"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"

"Why cant black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."