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Joke of the Day

"Breasts are like beer... Men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist!"

"Knock, Knock Smell mop."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."

"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."

"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."

"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."

"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."