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Joke of the Day
"Breasts are like beer... Men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."
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"How can you tell how hard a nigga is? By the number of niggabytes in his hard drive."
"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."
"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."
"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"[donald trump wakes up from getting his wisdom teeth removed. his mouth stuffed with gauze] did i builded the big walls yet?"
"A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins. It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"My Chinese friend died last night So Yung"
"Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to."