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Joke of the Day
"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"
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"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."
"I'm having a completely dry January... ...no foreplay whatsoever. (Stolen from Gary Delaney's show this evening - great show Gary!)"
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"My mom once called me at 3am to tell me some long lost relative died and hung up on me when I asked if they'd still be dead at 8am."
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