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Joke of the Day

"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."

"What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep."

"What do you call a smelly fellow that makes bad jokes? Pungent"

"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."

"The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. ""Have you ever been x-rayed?"" asked the doctor. ""Nope"" she replied ""But ah've been ultra-violated."""

"I can't believe how much of this stuff at the self checkout is free."

"I spent the entire day throwing darts at a picture of my wife. *wife phones* Wife: What you doing? Husband: Missing you."

"55378008 Calculator"

"We should change the saying to ""Home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi""."

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"