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Joke of the Day
"My gay friend was up all night studying for his AP tests he was full of AP-ness"
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"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."
"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."
"Masturbating is wrong in some people's eyes... Also, it burns."
"Blocked a someone with ""Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager"" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy."
"I left my keys on my piano ...That's it."
"Whats a rapists perfect date? Netflix and kill."
"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."