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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? I don't know but it's not rhelephant."

"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""

"I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much ""awesome"" in a standard-sized body."

"What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush."

"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."

"[Spelling bee] Judge: ""Your word is unhelpful."" Kid: ""Can you use it in a sentence please?"" Judge: ""Nope."""

"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."

"I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook If my date can eat her meatloaf with a smile, I know they'll swallow anything."

"It's almost Valentine's day It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date."

"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"