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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook If my date can eat her meatloaf with a smile, I know they'll swallow anything."

"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""

"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"

"Beastie Boys is putting out another album! Update: It's been cancelled due to sabotage."

"Where do Germans go to post shitty memes? NeinGag."

"oneconfess At a job interview director told me that he cannot give me a job because I do not have enough points, but he can give me a son. #oneconfess"

"Can a match box? No, but glass can."

"In a parallel universe nobody can park."

"""Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?"" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. ""Who?"" TT: Bingo"

"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."