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Joke of the Day

"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""

"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"

"I lost my virginity. Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar."

"What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? Downvote it."

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"I mentioned my back pain to my dad in passing today. His reply? ""At least it's all behind you."""

"I want to tell a Moses joke... but I haven't chosen one."

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"Ah Monday morning, the hideously ugly, unwanted child of the week. I'm torn between pity and the feeling of violating something with a broom"

"[High school reunion] Classmate: I've been out building schools in Africa Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin"