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"How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart? You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!"
"Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years."
"What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo."
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" wtf ""woah wait its back on again"" no way ""great he's stole my nose now"" im phoning the police"
"The days of good grammar has went."
"What is a Jewish person's first discount? 10% off the penis."
"[2 months into relationship] HER: you've changed ME: [proudly] showered, too"
"What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick? It doesn't matter where you drop them off."
"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"