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Joke of the Day

"It's almost Valentine's day It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date."

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"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."
"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""
"Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand? He had too many books to fit on it"
"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"
"You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."
"Knock! Knock!"
"Whoever named the White House and the Pentagon also probably named oranges."
"If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works."
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