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Joke of the Day
"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"
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"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."
"Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."
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