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Joke of the Day
"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."
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"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."
"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"
"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."
"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."
"""Why?""- existential owl"
"Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their... Dramatic Paws"