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Joke of the Day
"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."
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"My boss told me not to bring my lunch to work in a brown paper bag. I told him that I'll drink my lunch how I want."
"The Gay Magician Hey, Did you hear about the gay magician?........... He pulled a rabbit out of his ass!"
"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"
"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"
"I found an ant in the men's restroom. Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle would be in there."
"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."
"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."
"Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend."