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Joke of the Day

"What does hitler say when he stubs his toe? Aushwitz"

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"

"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."

"Q: How do you make a woman angry and sick at the same time? Cholera, bitch."

"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."

"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"

"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."

"What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster? The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds."

"I wish I was Jewish Every time somebody farted I could say: ""Are you a Nazi? Because you just gassed a Jew."""