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Joke of the Day
"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"
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"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."
"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"
"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."
"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."
"Why do woman have legs? So their feet don't smell like pussy."
"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"
"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."
"How are third party candidates like soccer? They're only really popular in America once every four years."
"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"