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Joke of the Day

"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."

"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."

"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"

"What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet."

"I've decided never to buy anything off the Internet again, after getting conned last week. I ordered what was supposed to be the world's largest cardboard box, but the one it came in was bigger."

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"Doctor: ""I need to draw some blood."" Me: ""Okay."" Doctor: ""Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"""

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."