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Joke of the Day

"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"

"Toddler: *crying bc it isn't her turn with the princess crown* Me: Sweetie, you need to share Husband: Just give her the crown, you're 35"

"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."

"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."

"Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the ""Kelp Wanted"" section of the want-ads."

"What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas? A better son."

"Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? It's retarded."

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."