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Joke of the Day
"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."
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"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"
"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."
"What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again."
"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"
"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."
"What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child? Close, but no cigar."
"two pedophiles talking... I was with this girl last night.... how old is she? she is three... YUCK, that walks... sorry"
"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""
"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."