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Joke of the Day
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?"
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"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."
"What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12"
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Santa."" ""Santa who?"" ""Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."""
"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."
"*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there's- Some KFC?"
"What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment."
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"
"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."
"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."