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Joke of the Day

"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"Netflix, stop making me wait 15 seconds between episodes. I can't click because I'm eating cereal and a sandwich."

"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."

"It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions"

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback... Staff problems."

"I like sex. My wife is pregnant! We are going to have a boy or abortion."

"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"