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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump said that all the Mexicans he meets love him... they are always telling him he is a cool arrow."

"If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!"

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."

"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."

"Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends."

"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."

"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."

"What does America and my Milk have in common? Both will go bad in 9 days."

"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."