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Joke of the Day
"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."
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"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"
"If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, ""I thought this was FAST food."" The place will never recover from that mega burn"
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"
"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."
"What's the difference between a elephant and a banana?"
"Hillary Clinton walks into a bar. Bartender: What'll it be, Secretary Clinton? Hillary: Let me see what polls best among my focus groups."
"Is your refrigerator running?? Because I might vote for it."
"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."