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Joke of the Day

"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."

"Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants."

"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."

"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."

"A party was held for current and former actors where you had to come as your favourite musician. When Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what he was going to wear, his response was I'll be Bach"

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris."

"Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party."

"Definition of a best friend He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one."

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"