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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said ""Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"""

"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"

"What do you call... A cow with one leg? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"

"wanna hear one long joke and two short jokes? Jooooooooke, joke joke."

"Star Wars Joke. How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel? 2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit."

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"

"What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure? I got Kniiiiiives on it! [Original Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg) that inspired the joke."

"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"

"The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it."