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Joke of the Day
"When David shot Goliath, there was a giant thunderstorm. He was just slinging in the rain."
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"One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
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"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"
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"How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!"
"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."
"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."