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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!"
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"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."
"What's black and comes in little white cans? My favorite Michael Jackson joke."
"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
"A little doctor joke Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river! Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial."
"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""
"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."