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Joke of the Day
"No wonder Satan hates humanity... We draw him as the ugliest goat alive"
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"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar... A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: ""Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."""
"Why Did The One Handed Man Cross The Road? So he could get to the second hand store!"
"What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"
"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."
"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"
"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."
"Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit ""Will Attend"" on a party evite."
"[finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?"