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Joke of the Day

"What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours"

"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""

"Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats""."

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."

"If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on."

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."