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Joke of the Day
"Why a baker? Why did the baker become a baker? He just couldn't cut it as a butcher."
Next Joke
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."
"Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it."
"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""
"If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice? A canopy."
"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."
"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"
"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."
"It's not herpes... They're called Genital Cold Sores"
"I have a few chemistry jokes I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction."