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Joke of the Day

"If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on."

"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."

"I had diarrhea and had some jalapeno sauce That came out badly"

"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."

"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."

"What's black and blue and about to hurt someone? Batman thinking about his dead parents."

"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."

"I farted loudly in an Apple store and everyone got really pissed off at me. But its not my fault they don't have windows."

"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."