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Joke of the Day
"Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats""."
Next Joke
"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."
"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."
"Why don't birds wear underwear? Because, their pecker is on their head."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits."
"What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer nothing!"