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Joke of the Day
"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."
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"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."
"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument? Castanets!"
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"
"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."
"Girl, is your name Hoover? Cuz damn!"
"People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... Well, take a look at me now!"