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Joke of the Day
"Girl, is your name Hoover? Cuz damn!"
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"Despite being a longtime single dude, I just *know* that legions of ladies want my body. I've got the figure of a Maxim cover girl."
"I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen."
"I promised to stop making dirty jokes But it's hard..so hard."
"The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works."
"What do you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners."
"Me: Hello, is it me you're looking for? Her: no Me: *dials another number* Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"
"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""