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Joke of the Day

"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."

"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"

"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !"

"Like if you remember only having 3 TV channels to choose from and YOU were the remote!"

"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"

"The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone."

"what is the hardest part of being a pedophile? I dunno, probably making friends and fitting in"

"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."

"What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class? Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."