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Joke of the Day
"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."
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"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"
"Farts are like kids. You love yours, but other people's are unbearable."
"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."
"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"
"Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat"
"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"
"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"
"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"