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Joke of the Day
"My dad used to beat me... At tic-tac-toe."
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"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."
"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."
"I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire"
"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"
"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"
"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."
"""All I ever wanted to do is make a difference."" - Subtraction Man"
"What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one."