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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a happy person and ET? A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light"

"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."

"Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!"

"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"

"Fall asleep on a jigsaw. Woke up with a puzzled face."

"Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes? Because they can't see."

"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."

"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."

"My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, ""Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"""

"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."