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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."

"Why did the pharoah go to the dentist? Because egypt his tooth."

"I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again."

"Q: Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? A: Because she didn't want to go."

"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"

"How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans."

"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared"

"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."

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