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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ""gay"" milkman? Dairy Queen."
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"My abusive father always tells jokes His favorite part is the Punch Line."
"I found this addvertisement along the road in Texas Don't Texan drive."
"I went to a strawberry picking competition the other day, a woman with no arms and legs won it. Jammy cunt."
"Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along. ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*"
"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"
"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."
"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."
"The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick... I though ""That just adds insult to Ian Dury."""
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"