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Joke of the Day
"My abusive father always tells jokes His favorite part is the Punch Line."
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"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"""
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"A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling."
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"
"In 2058 the selfies became self aware and choose their own filters."
"A professional limboer walks into a bar. He was disqualified from the competition."
"Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up."