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Joke of the Day

"Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along. ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*"

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"My ex-wife was deaf... She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"Why was the binary number so happy? Because of two's compliment!"

"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"

"Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb."

"Star Wars Joke. How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel? 2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit."

"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"me: annie are you ok so annie are you ok are you ok annie (X5) girl [wearing name tag that says annie]: sir will it be paper or plastic"

"What is the sound of one hand typing? Fap-fap-fap."