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Joke of the Day

"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."

"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."

"Crazy Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They will kill your dog"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."

"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."

"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."

"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."

"What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line? Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!"

"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."

"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"