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Joke of the Day
"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
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"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""
"Which of these is out of place in this list? Wife, Blowjob, Meat, Eggs. Well you can beat your meat, beat your wife, and beat your eggs, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"Happy Let's-Pretend-This-Relationship-Is-Still-Working Day"
"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"
"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"
"Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up."