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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere she's never been before. I told her to try the kitchen."
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"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"
"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"
"What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper? They're both tearable."
"Why does Piglet stink so bad? Cause he always plays with Pooh."
"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"
"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."
"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."
"Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey."
"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."