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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere she's never been before. I told her to try the kitchen."
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"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"
"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."
"Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school? If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!"
"My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood"
"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"
"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."
"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."
"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, is the bar tender here?"