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Joke of the Day
"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"
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"Today we our throwing one of our Asian employees a supplies birthday party. I got him a highlighter."
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"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
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"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""