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Joke of the Day

"Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the ""intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist"" wing of the Democratic Party."

"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"I went on a date with a server... It went down on the first date. Not sure if repost, just a really funny joke I just heard."

"What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil"

"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."

"How do dogs own cats? bitches have pussies"

"""Do you like Tolstoy?"" ""Of course. Who doesn't?"" ""What's your favourite book?"" ""The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him""."

"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"

"How come Apple-products have so small transistors? Children have very small hands"