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Joke of the Day
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both need to be changed for the same reason."
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"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. :("
"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""
"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."
"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"""
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy."
"Who wants two tickets to the gun show? I bought the Groupon but can't make it :("
"*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*"
"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."
"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."