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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
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"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"
"What did the Nazi say to the pregnant Jew? I see you have another Jew in the oven."
"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"
"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."
"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"
"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."
"To get a job in the Army you need good peoples kills."
"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""
"I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again."