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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
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"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"
"Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad"
"-""What should we call our band?"" -Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!"
"People who say they're 'living in the moment' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker."
"Wanna hear a cat joke? Just Kitten"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"
"I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks."
"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."
"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."