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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."

"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"

"Just saw a bug change its mind about going into a McDonalds."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Breaking it to your parents that you're gay."

"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."

"My parents always told me that I'd get nowhere sitting on my ass all day. little do they know, I just had the greatest shit yesterday."

"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"

"What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock."

"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."

"Went to the doctors yesterday and was told I have to stop masturbating, Apparently it was upsetting the other people in the waiting room"