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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what the thickness limit on the office laminator is, but I'm sure as fuck not stopping until I have a waterproof cat."

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"Pilot episode You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show? I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life..."
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"
"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"
"yay 10 bucks on the floor Hello sir I'm 10 and have no money plz give me the 10 bucks.Oh you poor thing I am a nice man so I will.................KEEP IT BRO TROLOLO!"
"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"
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"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls."