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Joke of the Day

"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"

"The Rock is going to have a kid, which they'll name Pebbles."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"""

"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"

"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"

"They say marriage is like a three ring circus ... There is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering ..."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"

"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"

"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."